Boot Camp in the Park

A short-dicked man conceals a tiny erection as he screams at a group of low self-esteemers

An off-duty police woman squats while chugging a mixture of Gatorade and human growth hormone

A balding man in bike shorts does jumping jacks but he does not own a bicycle

A banker sits in her car with a cheesecake

She already knows that the rich chocolate and delicate cookie base will taste sweeter

Watching others in pain

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I’M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS #829: CHINESE WATER TORTURE (THE TORTURE PART IS FORGETTING A BEACH BALL)

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This drawing is practically the cover to Heavy Metal