Don’t Piss in the Wind

There is a common saying

"Don't piss in the wind"

I think I was around thirteen when I tried it

But the thing with being thirteen

Is that

You're stupid

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PUTTING THE “TEEN” IN THIRTEEN

“Hey”? Hay is for horses!

“Hey” is also for “Hey, fuck you.”

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When I was thirteen I knew I was stupid but like a teen I didn’t care