I Eat Meat

I've seen industrial feedlots

But I continue to eat meat because it is delicious

It's okay though

You see, I met a ghost pig

And I gave him some bacon to eat

He looked at me in the eye

Nodded me a pig nod

And vanished

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I’M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS #152: THE RAW DIET

I’m on the raw diet.

Crazy! I’m on something similar. It’s called the cooked diet.

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Vegetarianism is a human invention… just like religion, robots, jean shorts and racism