Boner Help

Sometimes boners happen at inappropriate times (job interviews, funerals, etc.)

But most guys have a go-to thought to remedy this “situation”

For example, they’ll think of knitting or complex mathematics

I like to think about a blind man touching his wife’s face

He nods without speaking

Because the body is identified

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SOMETIMES DUDES NEED TO BE DUDES

Pardon me, I need to tinkle.

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If I think about Fran Drescher’s voice it just fuels the fire