Boner Help
Sometimes boners happen at inappropriate times (job interviews, funerals, etc.)
But most guys have a go-to thought to remedy this “situation”
For example, they’ll think of knitting or complex mathematics
I like to think about a blind man touching his wife’s face
He nods without speaking
Because the body is identified
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SOMETIMES DUDES NEED TO BE DUDES
Pardon me, I need to tinkle.
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If I think about Fran Drescher’s voice it just fuels the fire