Daytime Bats
Have you ever seen a bat during the day? It's hilarious!
They're all groggy and they fly around like they're drunk
"Whoa what time is it and where the hell am I?"
"Ugh if I could see how bright it is I'd be pretty pissed off"
"Where are all the other bats I gotta find one and fuck it"
"Because that's what us bats do"
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Hey Mister, are bats bugs?
What? Haven’t you read Yukon Ho!?
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The educational system should add Yukon Ho! to it’s curriculum