Daytime Bats

Have you ever seen a bat during the day? It's hilarious!

They're all groggy and they fly around like they're drunk

"Whoa what time is it and where the hell am I?"

"Ugh if I could see how bright it is I'd be pretty pissed off"

"Where are all the other bats I gotta find one and fuck it"

"Because that's what us bats do"

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Hey Mister, are bats bugs?

What? Haven’t you read Yukon Ho!?

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The educational system should add Yukon Ho! to it’s curriculum