Mike’s Terrible Dream

I kept having dreams about going to high school in my underwear

So I faced my fear and did it in real life

I got a good night’s sleep

A suspension

And a date with the French teacher

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I COULD NEVER HAVE KIDS! WHAT IF I HAD A TEENAGE SON AND I GOT CALLED TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE?

You son is suspended. He defecated on my car.

My son is amazing.

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If you’re a teen, you can take a dump in someone’s car and get away with it. It’s expected. YOU’RE A TEEN.