Canadian Political Parties
The Conservative Party
Good: Paying off the debt Bad: Evil
The New Democratic Party
Good: Helping the poor Bad: Adding to the debt
The Liberal Party
Good: Not evil and not adding to the debt Bad: Stupid (like I-can't-remember-my-email-address stupid)
The Marijuana Party
Good: Huh? I… wait… what? Bad: Primary concern is eating Honey Nut Cheerios straight out of the box
The Party Party
Good: Let's party! Bad: Party on!
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Bad: The Family Coalition Party Good: They'll never get elected