Poo Nouns
Easter egg for the ex-wife
Little grouch loaf
Number T.W.O. (The Window Opener)
Mailbox ammunition
The solids, liquids and airs
Little brother from an ugly mother
The bloody brown morning girth
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Excuse me, I have to go make a brown snowman no one likes
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Nancy Drew and the a) Clue in the Corner b) Mystery of the Lumpy Clay b) Case of the Thing That Went Brown in the Night