Let's Cook a Carrot… Internationally!

England: Boil the carrot inside a cow's stomach. Serve with a mug of steaming hot beer.

Japan: Cut the carrot into the shape of Hello Kitty. Serve from a vending machine in a package that claims the carrot "boasts superior taste".

America: Throw the carrot in the trash. Go to McDonald’s and ask them to deep fry an entire Big Mac for you.

France: Shove the carrot up your ass and proceed to make pan roasted duck.

…

American Chinese: Cook the carrot ninety different ways. Stare in wonder as white people order chicken balls and egg rolls.