Humans Are Apes III

Apes killing insects but not eating them

Apes drinking energy drinks to complete spreadsheets

Apes looking for a miracle

Apes moving plastic from one spot on the ground to another

Apes using electronic communication to schedule intercourse

Apes making jiggling desserts from the boiled cattle bones

Apes thinking math should have less numbers and more nudity

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In my next life I want to be a wolf, a bear, or a tiger!

I want to be a tick.

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Geometry would be better with buttocks