Humans Are Apes III
Apes killing insects but not eating them
Apes drinking energy drinks to complete spreadsheets
Apes looking for a miracle
Apes moving plastic from one spot on the ground to another
Apes using electronic communication to schedule intercourse
Apes making jiggling desserts from the boiled cattle bones
Apes thinking math should have less numbers and more nudity
In my next life I want to be a wolf, a bear, or a tiger!
I want to be a tick.
Geometry would be better with buttocks