The Seven Deadly Farting Sins

Pride: if you smelt it, do not boast you dealt it

Envy: do not wish to smell like others, trust in your funk

Sloth: if you suspect it’s solid, do not gamble and push

Wrath: do not drop a bomb into a megaphone

Gluttony: hot sauce is a friend to no one

Lust: refrain from serenading your lover with a terrible tune

Greed: do not try to sell it, like the bird it must fly free

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This wine is off. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark!

Yeah that’s me I’ve got a mad case of the cheek shrieks.

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Damn man who’s ripening the brie?