The Seven Deadly Farting Sins
Pride: if you smelt it, do not boast you dealt it
Envy: do not wish to smell like others, trust in your funk
Sloth: if you suspect it’s solid, do not gamble and push
Wrath: do not drop a bomb into a megaphone
Gluttony: hot sauce is a friend to no one
Lust: refrain from serenading your lover with a terrible tune
Greed: do not try to sell it, like the bird it must fly free
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This wine is off. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark!
Yeah that’s me I’ve got a mad case of the cheek shrieks.
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Damn man who’s ripening the brie?