The Worst Fairy in England
She despises the outdoors, wears designer clothes and never smiles at anyone
And to make matters worse
She refuses to fly!
She drives around on a mini Vespa
Running over new flowers
Fixated on her mobile phone
Retweeting everything Lil Wayne says
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Lil Wayne’s a defunct erection
That requires an operation
His rhymes just don’t deliver
Like premature ejaculation
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Remember when Lil Wayne was in jail?