The Worst Fairy in England

She despises the outdoors, wears designer clothes and never smiles at anyone

And to make matters worse

She refuses to fly!

She drives around on a mini Vespa

Running over new flowers

Fixated on her mobile phone

Retweeting everything Lil Wayne says

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Lil Wayne’s a defunct erection
That requires an operation
His rhymes just don’t deliver
Like premature ejaculation

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Remember when Lil Wayne was in jail?