The Librarians
A middle-aged librarian stares with disapproval as a young women checks out a saucy romance novel
A precise haircut frames her beautiful face
But she has never felt a man’s touch
Her associate, a quiet, meek woman
Winks encouragingly at the young patron as she’s leaving
Remembering how she humped her lover count into triple digits last weekend
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WHY I COULD NEVER BE A LIBRARIAN
What’s with the volume over here? You can’t watch old school hip hop videos on YouTube without turning in up!
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“Queue The Humpty Dance alright I’m having a bad day”