The Librarians

A middle-aged librarian stares with disapproval as a young women checks out a saucy romance novel

A precise haircut frames her beautiful face

But she has never felt a man’s touch

Her associate, a quiet, meek woman

Winks encouragingly at the young patron as she’s leaving

Remembering how she humped her lover count into triple digits last weekend

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WHY I COULD NEVER BE A LIBRARIAN

What’s with the volume over here? You can’t watch old school hip hop videos on YouTube without turning in up!

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“Queue The Humpty Dance alright I’m having a bad day”