Confusing Advice
People often give advice based on their own perspective
Like the time I was depressed
And someone told me to try and enjoy life
By going bowling
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THE CURE FOR DEPRESSION: TYPING FART SYNONYMS INTO ONLINE TEXT-TO-SPEECH PROGRAMS
Sour wind!
Air rot!
Mud funk!
Grouch cloud!
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Suicidal? Bowl a few frames!