Types of Sitting
Dental Chair Manipulation: slowly leaning back as you lie to your dentist about flossing
Church Slouch: Rage.
Osaka Ass Cheeks: experiencing Japanese massage chairs that make you feel good but… afraid
YMCA Squat: refusing to dance to terrible songs at weddings
Loaf Catapult: an accident on the playground swings
JUST BECAUSE YOUR BODY IS SITTING IN A MEETING, IT DOESN’T MEAN YOUR BRAIN IS
If you have to blow your nose, Kleenex should smell like chocolate.
Art History Hunch: people actually major in this?