The Poor Man and His Mistress

Baby I bought you the best lottery ticket

Are you throwing those socks out? I can sell them on Craigslist

You like camping right? When you eat hot dogs and later on get arrested?

I found this bra on the road you’d look sexy in

This isn’t a bag of trash! It's your brand new homemade bean bag chair

The beans cost too much so it's full of trash

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CHEAP EATS RAP BATTLE: DINERS VS. RONALD

Homemade burgers!
Hand cut fries!
Real milkshakes!
Without any lies!

Fools eating Big Macs!
The beef is from Brazil!
Supersize your root beer!
But get a second refill!

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Don't spit out that gum there's at least fifty chews left I’m not made of money