The Poor Man and His Mistress
Baby I bought you the best lottery ticket
Are you throwing those socks out? I can sell them on Craigslist
You like camping right? When you eat hot dogs and later on get arrested?
I found this bra on the road you’d look sexy in
This isn’t a bag of trash! It's your brand new homemade bean bag chair
The beans cost too much so it's full of trash
CHEAP EATS RAP BATTLE: DINERS VS. RONALD
Hand cut fries!
Without any lies!
Fools eating Big Macs!
The beef is from Brazil!
Supersize your root beer!
But get a second refill!
Don't spit out that gum there's at least fifty chews left I’m not made of money