Religious Masturbation

"Sorry, but our religion says you can't masturbate"

Well our religion can go fuck itself

And finally realize

Why it was wrong

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I can’t stand your anger!
You’re always so sour!
This marriage’s a shame!
Lord give me the power!

So I am the problem?
You think that I’m libel?
I’m purer than you!
I live by The Bible!

Unplug your ears!
Cause here comes a slam!
I don’t believe in your god!
Jesus Christ damn!

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Why believe in a religion that doesn’t let you masturbate?