Past Tense Teens
Whoa! I read "past tense" as "past teens"
I don't want to think about teens from the past
"When is this ship getting to America I'm bored"
"Build a pyramid no thanks I'm sleeping in"
"Yeah I got the plague so what let's get high"
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WHY I’D BE A TERRIBLE REAL ESTATE AGENT
What’s in the attic?
It’s where the monsters live until you hit puberty.
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"This Great Wall is stupid everything is stupid"