Past Tense Teens

Whoa! I read "past tense" as "past teens"

I don't want to think about teens from the past

"When is this ship getting to America I'm bored"

"Build a pyramid no thanks I'm sleeping in"

"Yeah I got the plague so what let's get high"

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WHY I’D BE A TERRIBLE REAL ESTATE AGENT

What’s in the attic?

It’s where the monsters live until you hit puberty.

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"This Great Wall is stupid everything is stupid"