I Can't Make This Guy Flinch : |
Your pants are on fire! : |
I ate a slice of dolphin! : |
Wanna hear a dead baby joke? : |
I sat on a used condom on the bus! : |
Ever wonder what your Dad will say to you
Before he dies? : |
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“MY RINGTONE IS THE SOUND OF A BIRD FLYING INTO A WINDOW!”
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A deaf man tries to play piano but his tears cause his fingers to slip off the keys! : |