What Bands Do You Like?

My Mom asked me what bands I like

"No one you've ever heard of" I said

Then it dawned on me

I just hipstered my Mom

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What’s up, Livestrong?

What’s up, Spreadsheet?

What’s up, Terrible Face?

What’s up, Doesn’t Floss?

What’s up, Sad Slacks?

What’s up, Arby’s Coupon?

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I am a terrible son why am I so awful