What Bands Do You Like?
My Mom asked me what bands I like
"No one you've ever heard of" I said
Then it dawned on me
I just hipstered my Mom
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What’s up, Livestrong?
What’s up, Spreadsheet?
What’s up, Terrible Face?
What’s up, Doesn’t Floss?
What’s up, Sad Slacks?
What’s up, Arby’s Coupon?
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I am a terrible son why am I so awful