What’s Your Date Drinking?
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What’s Your Date Drinking?

Martini: high maintenance

Diet Coke: sort of boring

Water and a huge handful of pills: potential

She slaps you in the face, drinks your coffee and runs out the door screaming: WHAT A WOMAN

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A MESSAGE FOR DUDES DOING “THE SHOCKER” IN FACEBOOK PHOTOS

We don’t want to date you!

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Why drink coffee in the morning? Why perk up when everything is boring?