What’s Your Date Drinking?
Martini: high maintenance
Diet Coke: sort of boring
Water and a huge handful of pills: potential
She slaps you in the face, drinks your coffee and runs out the door screaming: WHAT A WOMAN
A MESSAGE FOR DUDES DOING “THE SHOCKER” IN FACEBOOK PHOTOS
We don’t want to date you!
Why drink coffee in the morning? Why perk up when everything is boring?