Types of Farts
The Kazoo: five octaves higher than normal
The Atom Bomb: pull my arm
The Recession: it’s so nasty that people actually lose money
The Unknown: you’re alone, you didn’t fart, but SOMEONE did
The Spreadsheet: you can’t do the deed at your desk so you “walk” by accounting
The Never Ending Story: it doesn’t stop and you have enough time to Google “am I dying”
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I’ve never been on a blind date before. Tell me about yourself!
I farted.
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It took 200 strips, but finally, a comic about farting