The Job Description
When people ask me what I do
The conversation ends before it begins
With the magic word
"Computers"
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OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING
• Wrist strain
• Eye strain
• Java-related alcoholism
• Broken drywall (punching)
• Broken drywall (tripping)
• Xena enthusiasm
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Fun fact: most people in IT are terrible at yoga