Gateway Drugs
Marijuana is not the biggest gateway drug
Alcohol and cigarettes are
Wait
I know what the biggest gateway drug is
Being a god damn teen
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DRUGS: PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
Uppers: Get crazy!
Downers: Relax man!
Hallucinogens: D-d-d-dinosaurs!
Booze: A cubicle necessity!
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That is one happy looking dinosaur