My New Cat Checklist
I miss my roommate’s cat so maybe I need to get one myself
The new cat should be:
Obese
Bug-eyed
Long-whiskered
Must not scare me if I'm taking a leak and cause me to pee all over the bathroom
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU OPENED MY BROWSER HISTORY? CLOSE IT!
Page after page of overweight cats?
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The original drawing was me dressed as a cat but no furry email thanks