My New Cat Checklist

I miss my roommate’s cat so maybe I need to get one myself

The new cat should be:

Obese

Bug-eyed

Long-whiskered

Must not scare me if I'm taking a leak and cause me to pee all over the bathroom

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU OPENED MY BROWSER HISTORY? CLOSE IT!

Page after page of overweight cats?

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The original drawing was me dressed as a cat but no furry email thanks