The Pet Store

I used to work at a pet store

One time a customer was very angry with me

He was absolutely livid

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T SELL MONKEYS?”

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ONE DAY I ARRIVED AT WORK AND THE CONTENTS OF MY LOCKER WERE THROWN OUT, INCLUDING MY PANTS. LUCKILY, THE MANAGER HAD A SOLUTION:

Just wear what you’re wearing!

Uh…

(bike shorts)

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There was also a woman that was very upset because she couldn’t keep seahorses in a wine glass