The Pet Store
I used to work at a pet store
One time a customer was very angry with me
He was absolutely livid
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T SELL MONKEYS?”
ONE DAY I ARRIVED AT WORK AND THE CONTENTS OF MY LOCKER WERE THROWN OUT, INCLUDING MY PANTS. LUCKILY, THE MANAGER HAD A SOLUTION:
Just wear what you’re wearing!
There was also a woman that was very upset because she couldn’t keep seahorses in a wine glass