Handguns in Canada

Bears are EVERYWHERE in Canada

That’s why handguns are illegal

Because if you shoot a bear with a handgun

It will stare at you for a second

And then you will die

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BEARS CAUSE ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS IN CANADA

Second-hand smoke

Loitering

Hacking

Swears

Shitty

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The loitering bear was originally supposed to be rapping