That Guy is… Okay?
I played football back in high school. I was the guy that held the ball for the kicker.
I restored my own car: 1996 Ford Escort.
Guess who’s the bass player in my band?
I work for Pixar. I’m an office temp.
My best friend doesn’t know that I’m in love with her. She introduces me at parties as “the sister she never had”.
The worst Hallowe’en candy is a Jack Chick tract