That Guy is… Okay?

I played football back in high school. I was the guy that held the ball for the kicker.

I restored my own car: 1996 Ford Escort.

Guess who’s the bass player in my band?

I work for Pixar. I’m an office temp.

My best friend doesn’t know that I’m in love with her. She introduces me at parties as “the sister she never had”.

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The worst Hallowe’en candy is a Jack Chick tract