Organs

Kidneys: filter out redundant crap like a Google search

Intestines: basically a roller coaster for poo

Lungs: used for saying words and screaming (the best screams are not real words)

Brain: a blob of goo that keeps you alive but is sometimes afraid of monsters

Heart: a muscle that you can’t consciously flex (maybe that’s why it’s easy to break)

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THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST: DRINKING WATER WOULD MELT HER ORGANS, BUT SHE DOESN’T MIND

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The heart is the drum, the brain is the guitar, the humpers are the cymbals