Terrible Places to Poo

On a School Bus: in your bag, in your hat

In a Coffin: when getting buried alive suddenly gets worse

When You’re Kneeling: tying your shoes, proposing marriage

During a Handstand: or a keg stand

When You’re Naked: and not alone

At the Ballet: when The Nutcracker becomes The Pantspacker

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THE POO GUY FINALLY LOSES IT

Where are you going? Are you gonna blast a blob? Rip ripples? TAKE A CRAP?

I… I have to go to the washroom.

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This always makes me laugh: “Someone shit”