Types of Shitting

The Commuter: crappin’ at the same time every day

The One That Got Away: “I swear it was this big!”

Exxon Valdez: so colossal that you know it’s gonna cause environmental problems

Backstage Ass: you gotta wear the diaper – the show must go on!

The Airless Lung: it leaves you breathless like seeing a duckling hatch or touching a bra for the first time

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Excuse me I have to go drop some slaughtered lasagna.

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Outtakes: Corned Beef Disaster, Leave it to Beaver, The Winker