Sexual Positions (Double Encore)

The Mac and Cheese: passionately whispering cheesy lines like “I’m horny like a unicorn”

Hip Hop Hop: hop your hips, on my hips, and hop

Trembling Turtle: we’re… in… slow… motion…

The Buttock: squeezing your partner’s bum as you whisper “This is The Buttock” in their ear

Canadian Curling: HARD! HARD! HARDDDDD!

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THE BICYCLE: THIS IS IT

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Fun fact: “The Buttock”