I Can't Make This Guy Flinch : |

Your pants are on fire! : |

I ate a slice of dolphin! : |

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? : |

I sat on a used condom on the bus! : |

Ever wonder what your Dad will say to you

Before he dies? : |

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“MY RINGTONE IS THE SOUND OF A BIRD FLYING INTO A WINDOW!”

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A deaf man tries to play piano but his tears cause his fingers to slip off the keys! : |