Canadian Political Parties

The Conservative Party

Good: Paying off the debt  Bad: Evil

The New Democratic Party

Good: Helping the poor  Bad: Adding to the debt

The Liberal Party

Good: Not evil and not adding to the debt  Bad: Stupid (like I-can't-remember-my-email-address stupid)

The Marijuana Party

Good: Huh? I… wait… what?  Bad: Primary concern is eating Honey Nut Cheerios straight out of the box

The Party Party

Good: Let's party!  Bad: Party on!

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Bad: The Family Coalition Party  Good: They'll never get elected