Humans are Basically Just Apes

Apes flying airplanes

Apes eating fruit coated with chemicals

Apes watching flickering machines that display other apes having sex

Apes complaining that the apes that live next door are from Portugal

Apes using cocaine because they lost their job working at the children’s media library

Apes taking pills to help them focus on algerbra or be able to go to the post office without screaming

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Apes leaving suicide notes using less than 140 characters, hoping for a retweet