Humans are Basically Just Apes
Apes flying airplanes
Apes eating fruit coated with chemicals
Apes watching flickering machines that display other apes having sex
Apes complaining that the apes that live next door are from Portugal
Apes using cocaine because they lost their job working at the children’s media library
Apes taking pills to help them focus on algerbra or be able to go to the post office without screaming
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Apes leaving suicide notes using less than 140 characters, hoping for a retweet