Pets
Ferrets: have a weird smell, just like their owners
Spiders: the only pet that might escape and crawl into your mouth while you’re sleeping
Parrots: often ask pirates if they can have crackers (helps the seasickness)
Dogs: howl at the moon cause they think it’s a giant frisbee
Imaginary robots: free, no maintenance and hopefully, never dies
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WHY DO CHAMELEONS CHANGE COLOUR TO CAMOUFLAGE?
We don’t want people to know we play D&D.
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I personally don’t like drawing attention to myself I am basically lichen