Pets

Ferrets: have a weird smell, just like their owners

Spiders: the only pet that might escape and crawl into your mouth while you’re sleeping

Parrots: often ask pirates if they can have crackers (helps the seasickness)

Dogs: howl at the moon cause they think it’s a giant frisbee

Imaginary robots: free, no maintenance and hopefully, never dies

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WHY DO CHAMELEONS CHANGE COLOUR TO CAMOUFLAGE?

We don’t want people to know we play D&D.

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I personally don’t like drawing attention to myself I am basically lichen