The One-Upper
You order a beer
Guy orders ten shots
You pee your name in the snow
Guy craps his name next to it
You tell the guy to stop being a one-upper
Guy turns his life around
You get sick
Guy takes your calls at work
You sharpen a pencil
Guy designs a roller coaster for orphans
Your cat dies
Guy adopts a kitten for you named Merlin
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YOU SAY YOU LIKE THE STARS, GUY TAKES YOU ON A SPACE VACATION
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Whoa hey Merlin came too