Emotions Explained

Excitement: Catching someone wink at you, then realizing they weren’t joking

Confusion: seeing a firefly or Windows 8 for the first time

Bitterness: getting pissed off for no reason, basically you’re a cat (kittens excluded)

Sadness: realizing rainbows are arched like frowns or that some people don’t even like bums

Disgust: seeing someone eat food off dental floss, then they refloss and eat the floss

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HORNY: HEARING THE TOASTER POP BUT IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING ELSE

Pop!

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I don’t know if horny is technically an emotion but it should be