Why Dreams Are Awesome

Monsters are real… and sometimes won’t kill you!

Lil Wayne cannot rhyme… because he is on fire!

Work still sucks… but it’s on a spaceship!

You never spend hours… on the internet!

All that humping… without responsibilities!

You can fly… and no one will care if you’re naked!

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IF YOU HAD A DREAM THAT YOUR TEETH WERE FALLING OUT, IT MEANS YOU HAVE BORING RHYME SKILLS

Should I rap about back pain?
And telephone directories?
Should I rap about propane?
And propane accessories?

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Dreams are like love: mysterious, confusing and worth having