Maybe I Could Join…

Maybe I could join a math club!
Wait… I have no interest in discussing triangles and subtraction

Maybe I could join a pole dancing class!
Wait… the only man on a pole a lady wants to see is a fireman

Maybe I could join a biker gang!
Wait… I eat five servings of vegetables a day and I like birds

Maybe I could join… ah screw it!
I’ll just put out a rap album and my rap name will be Dis Ability

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BRING THE DISS, MC DIS ABILITY

Lil Wayne gives me the creeps
Like a mouthless fortune teller
The douche sent me an email
Subject: ”I Would Hump Old Yeller”

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To graduate high school you should have to release a rap album