A Few People Have Tasted…

Water (pure and simple)

Breast milk (hopefully a forgotten memory)

Blood (unfortunately true)

Chocolate and ham ("What was in that joint my whole mouth tastes like chocolate and ham?")

Metal (forks, tongue rings, robot kisses)

Fear (dying alone, online dating)

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FLAVOURED CONDOM SHOPPING

Cherry? Lemon? Curry? What… smoked salmon? No way… librarian?

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Cheese? Leather? Lego? High school? Muppet?