Types of Walks

Timesheet Run: sneaking out at four o'clock

The Alley Cat Stalk: quietly creeping around the public library when you're drunk

Glum Magic Shuffle: sadly moping along the first time you find out unicorns aren’t real

Peruvian Overnight Bus Disaster: when you stroll to the washroom… delicately

Peruvian Overnight Airplane Disaster: stay delicate, stay delicate, stay delicate

Boner Shuffle: do I even have to explain this?

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THE I LOST MY VIRGINITY SAUNTER: SELF EXPLANATORY (STRUT ON, MAN OR LADY, STRUT ON)

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Caffeinated Cruise: getting high off double espressos and walking around like Buster Keaton