I Need a Rap Name

MC Cardio? (Mad health / Mad wealth)

MC Tooth? (Yo it’s Tooth / In the booth)

MC Thighs? (Bacon and eggs / Straight to my legs)

MC Cheese (Ain't know one better / Get down with cheddar)

MC Tiny Asian Wife (My body is mighty / Gonna live past ninety)

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MAYBE I SHOULD PICK A NAME THAT IS EASY TO RHYME?

I’m MC Cat!
You down with that?
I’m kinda fat!
I kinda suck!

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Custard? Sauce? Stem Cell? Chives? Groom? Gin Problem? Buttock?