How to Be a Lowlife
Spit on the floor in your apartment
Drink beer in shower
Eat canned sardines over the sink
“Yeah, I know it's brown!”
“Yeah, I ain't flushing it down!”
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I’M NOT SURE HOW IT HAPPENS, BUT IT PROBABLY GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS
I… I think I’m gonna be a Juggalo.
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Sitting on a couch you didn’t buy drinking rye and ginger from a mason jar