How to Be a Lowlife

Spit on the floor in your apartment

Drink beer in shower

Eat canned sardines over the sink

“Yeah, I know it's brown!”

“Yeah, I ain't flushing it down!”

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I’M NOT SURE HOW IT HAPPENS, BUT IT PROBABLY GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS

I… I think I’m gonna be a Juggalo.

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Sitting on a couch you didn’t buy drinking rye and ginger from a mason jar