The Fifty Percent Scramble

Fifty percent of something is better than the other fifty percent

Half of teachers are better than the other half (whoa)

Half of doctors are better than the other half (uh oh)

Do you have nipples or no nipples?

Relax baby

It’s cool if you’re a smoothie

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DUDES: ONE NUT IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER

Yep.

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With or without cheese? (As if there’s a choice)