Why Rappers Why?

Why do rappers wear large clocks?
Do they secretly need glasses?

Why do rappers do so many drugs?
Do they have health problems?

Why do rappers always repeat their names?
Do they have memory loss?

Why do rappers… my god!
Are rappers actually old people in disguise?

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I HAVE SEEN THIS ONCE IN REAL LIFE AND I’LL CHERISH THE MEMORY FOREVER: THE OLD MAN FIST SHAKE

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My microphone is pulsing and I think it’s gonna shatter like a bladder get fatter filling up with pancake batter