Starting a New Job
When you start a new job
Sometimes your new co-workers will Google you
And then have to tell them
That the costumes
Are not for sex reasons
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HOW I MAKE NEW FRIENDS
Hey man, uh, are you into grammar?
What? Grammar? No.
THEN WE ARE FRIENDS
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The best resume I ever saw had the following listed as work experience: "Actor in a homemade adult movie"