Working at Burger King
Back in the day, I worked at Burger King for three weeks to pay for a road trip
The night before I left
I drove through the drive-thru
Didn't order anything
And handed them my uniform
MY DREAM JOB IS TO BE A TERRIBLE COP
You god damn teen! Here’s your ticket for smoking marijuana!
A coupon for a free Whopper?
My other dream job is Kitten Whisker Measurer