Working at Burger King

Back in the day, I worked at Burger King for three weeks to pay for a road trip

The night before I left

I drove through the drive-thru

Didn't order anything

And handed them my uniform

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MY DREAM JOB IS TO BE A TERRIBLE COP

You god damn teen! Here’s your ticket for smoking marijuana!

A coupon for a free Whopper?

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My other dream job is Kitten Whisker Measurer