I’m a Sucker MC

I can’t rhyme well because I… talk… very… very… slowly

I’m sort of ashamed to admit it

But a few people have met me

And thought I was

“Special”

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You can’t hold your liquor
Get in line with the rookies
You shotgun a Bud Light
And start tossing cookies

My date… was awful
She had skin… like a carrot
To make… matters worse
She smelled… like a ferret

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You pose in the bathroom / With your hands on your hips / Take a picture for Myspace / And pout the duck lips