I’m a Sucker MC
I can’t rhyme well because I… talk… very… very… slowly
I’m sort of ashamed to admit it
But a few people have met me
And thought I was
“Special”
…
You can’t hold your liquor
Get in line with the rookies
You shotgun a Bud Light
And start tossing cookies
My date… was awful
She had skin… like a carrot
To make… matters worse
She smelled… like a ferret
…
You pose in the bathroom / With your hands on your hips / Take a picture for Myspace / And pout the duck lips