The Job Description
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The Job Description

When people ask me what I do

The conversation ends before it begins

With the magic word

"Computers"

…

OCCUPATIONAL HAZARDS OF COMPUTER PROGRAMMING

• Wrist strain
• Eye strain
• Java-related alcoholism
• Broken drywall (punching)
• Broken drywall (tripping)
• Xena enthusiasm

…

Fun fact: most people in IT are terrible at yoga